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英语短笑话大全20字之内(LaughYourWayThroughTheseHilariousJokes)

jk 2023-07-12 11:58:10 健康知识157

LaughYourWayThroughTheseHilariousJokes

1.TheCleverBookkeeper

AnewbookkeeperishiredatafirmandtheCEOdecidestotesthim.Heasks,\"Whatis15+15?\"Thebookkeeperthinksforamomentandreplies,\"31.\"TheCEOlooksathimsurprisedandsays,\"Areyousure?Takeyourtime.\"Thebookkeeperthinksagainandsays,\"Youknow,you'reright.It'sactually30.\"

2.TheOutdatedComputer

Amancallstechsupportandsays,\"Mycomputerisrunningveryslow.\"Thetechsupportreplies,\"Okay,canyoutellmewhatkindofcomputeryouhave?\"Themanresponds,\"Idon'tknow.It'sreallyold,itdoesn'thaveaname.\"Thetechsupportasks,\"Okay,canyoutellmewhatoperatingsystemitisrunning?\"Themanreplies,\"No,Idon'tknowthateither.\"Thetechsupport,frustrated,asks,\"Well,canyoudescribetheproblem?\"Themananswers,\"Yes,everytimeIclickonsomething,ittakesforevertorespond.\"Thetechsupport,afteramomentofsilence,simplysays,\"Sir,youneedanewcomputer.\"

3.TheConfusedNun

Ayoungnunisonherwaytochurchwhenamanstopsherandasks,\"Excuseme,sister,canIaskyousomething?\"Shereplies,\"Ofcourse,myson.\"Themanasksher,\"Donunshavetobevirgins?\"Thenun,confused,says,\"Well,yes,it'sarequirement.Whydoyouask?\"Themanresponds,\"Oh,noreason,Iwasjustthinkingofjoining.\"

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